LIFE/HUMAN NATURE

"We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can."

"Try to live your life so that you wouldn't be afraid to sell the family parrot to the town gossip."

"People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there."

"The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment."

"Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers."

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

"I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips."

"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion."